Thursday, January 14, 2016

AHS Hotel, Finale, Be Our Guest


Time to pop that final bucket of popcorn to enjoy the sloppy, campy and bloody slog to the finish line.  Lady Gaga graciously accepted her Golden Globe last Sunday for her atrocious overacting in this series.  But I suppose Madonna won for Evita so they are even in that regard.  (Kirsten Dunst was robbed for her excellent acting in Fargo.) Lady Gaga does deserve an award for her fashion in the series, which made her character infinitely more interesting then her breathy diction.  Now for the conclusion of Hotel, ghosts have replaced the most of the vampires and Liz and Iris are set to reign over a new era.

Liz lies on the bed in a turquoise gown, her voiceover describing the changes to the hotel.  Sadly, she says, the changes weren’t meant to be and suddenly, her throat is slashed and she dies on the bed.

The timeline is rewound to show Liz and Iris warmly greeting two guests at reception.  Liz whispers the pair are from an Internet review site.  The couple is greeted with champagne, and shown to their room.  The Cortez has been redecorated with a modern décor; four hundred thread count sheets and an elaborate Japanese toilet.  Unfortunately, the ghosts remain.  Sally surprises the couple and describes how much blood; piss and pain remain within the walls.  To illustrate her point, she shoots up the man with a fatal dose of heroin.  As he writhes on the floor, the woman screams for help.  She is meet by the ghost of Will Drake; he fatally stabs her with glee.

Iris and Liz vent their frustration at the ghosts, “You can’t keep killing the guests! We’re going to end up with zero stars!”  Liz suggests they have a goddamn meeting! The final opening theme plays.

At the hotel bar, all the ghosts have gathered.  The Swedes from episode one mingle with the realtor, the gay hipster and other of this season’s many victims.  Liz has a simple demand, “Stop killing the guests!”  Iris adds, “It’s bad for business.” The ghosts don’t like taking orders from the vampire but Iris states she only feeds on “donated” blood.  Will states murdering guests is the only thing that gives him pleasure and Sally defends him.  Mr. March appears and says, “Surprisingly, I agree with Cleopatra.”  Sally scoffs, “That’s like Col. Saunders saying he doesn’t eat chicken!”  Mr. March continues, “I don’t know this military man of whom you speak or his affinity for poultry but my killing days are over.”  March explains he has passed the “torch” on to John.  He further explains if they lose the hotel, where will they go, to hell?

Drake is confident his unlimited funds will keep the hotel in business despite the losses.  Iris explains his money is going quickly.  Mr. March explains if the hotel can remain in business for one hundred years it can be designated as an historical landmark and be saved from the wrecking ball.  When Sally protests, Mr. March threatens to torture her with “Creature.”  Sally doesn’t care, she won’t follow the rules, and hell couldn’t be worse then how she exists now.

After the meeting, Iris brings Sally some champagne in her room.  Sally is dressed in red velvet and lace and is crying.  Iris says, “I know you’re miserable.”  Sally reminds her she is the one who pushed her out the window all those years ago.  Iris apologizes for killing Sally, and notes she’s changed since John left.  Sally moans, “No one knows my pain, unless I take others with me.”

 Iris notes many things have changed since Sally died, and offers Sally “the future.”  Iris explains the hotel now has Wi-Fi and offers Sally a cell phone pre-loaded with Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.  “No one has to be alone anymore, not for a second!” she explains to the emo ghost.

Liz narrates Sally’s triumphant engagement in social media.  She explains “being numb” lost its appeal for Sally.  Sally throws her heroin kit out the hotel window.

Liz speaks to Will in the bar overlooking the lobby.  Will asks, “How long have I been dead, it feels like I don’t exist.”  Liz tells him he’s been dead a little over a year.  She tells him his business is dying, he never used other designers and so there is no one able to carry his label on.  Will is happy to live on through his son; he’s sent him to a boarding school to avoid him being poisoned by the death.  Liz offers Will needs a new purpose.  She tells him his “missing” status has helped keep interest in his brand.  She gives him a sketchbook and tells him to get to work.  Will notes the line needs a face and Liz offers to be his living muse.  She explains he could state Will had become a recluse, “Like Howard Hughes without the crazy!”

Liz steps into the boardroom of Drake’s company.  A man rejects the idea of her running the company or speaking for him.  A lawyer presents a letter regarding Liz’s legitimacy and Liz promptly fires the man!

Will’s business thrives and Liz utilizes the hotel and the ghosts to hosts a fashion show. (A haunting version of  “Knights in White Satin” provides the soundtrack.) The secrecy surrounding these shows adds to the appeal.  Liz should be happy, but she misses Tristan, remembering how they met under similar circumstances.

Iris tries to help Liz by bringing in a psychic named Billy Dean Howard.  (A cleaned up Sarah Paulsen and a revisit to her character from Season 1.)  Billy explores Liz’s room, touching the walls and the bed.  She states she senses a masculine energy and calls to Tristan.  Unfortunately, Tristan communicates he doesn’t want to talk to Liz. Another spirit comes thorough, Donavon tells Iris he remembers her making him blueberry pancakes on Saturday morning and he’s somewhere where every day is Saturday morning.  Donavon gives Iris a message, “I love you mom.”  Iris cries, but she is sorry she wasn’t able to help her friend.

Liz becomes a grandmother.  She is present at the birth of her son’s baby and even cuts the cord.  She says, “Maybe the world she is born into will be a little better and kinder.”  She adds, “I never knew life could be this good, or end.”

Liz speaks with Ramona under the dappled light of the large art deco window. Ramona asks, “Shit, are you sure?”  Liz explains she is past the point of all treatment and for that she is almost relieved.  She adds ironically, “I’d hate to lose my hair!” Ramona offers to “turn” Liz but she declines.  “I don’t want to kill in order to live.”  She hopes she can maintain her relationship with her son and his family if he visits her at the hotel where she plans to remain as a ghost.

Liz gathers the ghosts to her room and breaks the news; “I’m the first woman in history to die of prostate cancer!”  She has reassembled the weapons her and Iris had planned to use for their double suicide, she instructs the ghosts to grab the weapons and kill her.  The ghosts protest, they need her as their contact with the outside world.  Liz explains she considers them all her family and wants to remain with them forever.

The Countess is the final ghost to join the gathering.  Liz hasn’t seen her since she killed her.  The Countess states she feels a special bond with Liz; she was her “finest transformation.”  She offers to assist with Liz’s next “transformation.”  With a flick of her sharp silver gloves, the Countess slits Liz’s throat. (As was seen in the episode’s opening minutes.)

Liz looks down at her corpse and smokes.  Tristan appears, “Those things will kill you!”  Liz is overjoyed to see her lover.  Tristan explains he didn’t want to get in the way of her living so had stayed hidden until now.  Liz exclaims, “You are to die for!” In this case, she means literally.

The clock races forward again to “Devil’s Night 2022.”  A woman rings reception requesting the room “Billy Dean Howard died in.”

Iris brought in Billy Dean Howard as a way of garnering free advertising for the Hotel.  Billy is shown taping a reading, “Mr. Woo doesn’t pay for what!” (A flashback to the moment the Swedish girls killed the player!)  John returns to the hotel.  He doesn’t like Billy Dean because she is always trying to contact him.  She checks into room sixty-four in order to interview the notorious serial killer.

John taunts the psychic, “Do you want to talk?”  Billy asks him if his family knew about his crimes.  John recalls when he was on the run with his family.  He told them he only killed people who “deserved it.”  Billy asks, “Your wife, kids all disappeared, did you kill them.”  John says, “I failed them.”  John remembers Scarlett urging him to return to “home” to the Hotel Cortez.  John notes the hotel is where they all had been “reborn” except for Scarlett.  Like Will, John decided to send his daughter to boarding school where she will be safe from the deadly pull of the Cortez.  John explains moving back to Los Angeles provided him with more “opportunities.”  John stalks victims on the street to kill and feed his wife and son.  One day, John is caught by police and dies in a shoot-out in front of the hotel. He is unable to crawl inside the walls of the Cortez, limiting his after life within its walls.

Billy asks John what is the significance of October 30th and remarks that is the only day she can feel his presence.  John tells her he will show her, if she leaves the cameras behind and joins him.  Billy takes John’s hand.

Billy mentions doing a reading on a “house west of here.” (Season 1’s Murder House.)  She notes that house whispered but the hotel is like a “rock concert of the dead.”  John smiles and asks if she’d like to meet the “rock stars.”  He takes her to Mr. March’s dining room where John Wayne Gacy and Jeffery Dahmer are waiting.  Billy realizes who they are but feels confident “surrounding herself with white light” will protect her from harm.  (This is a common method for psychics.)  She becomes more alarmed after Aileen and Richard Ramirez arrive.  Ramirez kisses her hand and Aileen compliments Billy’s hair in an awful attempt at flirting.  John offers her Absinthe and finally Mr. March appears.  Billy tells the ghost hotelier, “I feel the violence in you and the moments of death of your victims.”  March is intrigued by this and asks Billy, “Is it like a film or more a kaleidoscope?”  Billy tries to explain it’s more like a mist, which leads Aileen to laugh crudely.

Billy sits down at the dinner table, clearly overwhelmed by the company of ghouls. Gacy promptly handcuffs her to the chair and Dahmer asks when the “appetizer” will arrive.  John demands Billy cease to write or explore the hotel ever again.  Billy asks what happens if she refuses?  Aileen smiles, “Being murdered hurts!”  Ramona enters the party.  Billy can’t figure out what she is.  Ramona gleefully explains, “I’m a creature who kills to live!”  Ramona threatens to eat the psychic and Billy runs from the room and the hotel screaming.

John returns to his old room.  Holden and Alex are asleep on the bed and he greets Scarlett who is now a young adult.  When John notes how she’s changed, she responds, “You only say that because I’m the only one in this family who ages.”  The family reunion is an annual tradition.  Because John didn’t die in the Hotel, he’s only there on “Devil’s Night.”  It’s unclear whether Alex and Holden are still “living” independent of him as vampires but it appears so.  The clock in the room displays 2:23am.  Scarlett falls asleep in the chair, holding her father’s hand.

The Countess looks around the bar and smokes in a blue gown and diamond necklace.  She finds a dark haired man to flirt with.  He states he’s at the hotel because he’s heard it’s haunted.  The Countess smiles and touches his face; “You have a jawline for days!”

So ends the season of American Horror Story Hotel.  There remain some unanswered questions and plot holes as always.  How did Billy get free of her handcuffs? And if she escaped, why did the woman ask to sleep in the room she died in? Is having an all ghost and vampire staff a good business model?  How does the Hotel Cortez stay in business?  Perhaps the series would be better if it was an episode or two less.  My favorite performances of the season were from Denis O’Hare and Kathy Bates. (Extra points to Denis for showing up in five-inch Louis Vuitton stilettos at the Golden Globes to honor his performance as Liz.) Perhaps I’ve been a little harsh on Lady Gaga, it may be she didn’t know when to stop “vamping up” her character. (Sorry, not sorry for the pun.)

Overall, American Horror Story continues to provide campy horror much better then Murphy’s failed series “Scream Queens.” Its strength is in its core staff of actors who manage to make the ridiculous and bizarre entertaining.  It provides a dark escapism for those who reveal in the weird so it seems fitting AHS will return just before the 2016 election. In the meantime, I will start reviewing "American Crime Story" also starring Sarah Paulsen starting in Feb. 2. 




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