Okay, I admit, I’m
one of those annoying book people. I
started taking notes the moment I saw tonight’s title, thinking I knew exactly
what the episode would be about. I was
completely wrong and know no more about what’s going to happen then those who
didn’t slog through ten thousand meandering pages! Yeah!
The episode opens at Castle Black as Tormund Giants Bane is
officially released to go with Jon Snow to Hard Stone. Grumpy Ser Alliser will become the acting Lord
Commander in Jon’s absence. He has to disrespect
Jon as he’s leaving, saying how this mission is an insult to all the Night’s
Watch who’ve been killed at the hand of Wildings. (Yada, yada, yada…) Despite
the criticism, Jon presses on with his difficult decisions that put his own
life at risk first. Jon and Sam hug
goodbye and Sam slips him a choice piece of dragon glass (obsidian) should he
need to slay any White Walkers.
Maester Aemon is dying. Gilly shows him her baby, now known as “Young
Sam.” Aemon recalls his baby brother Aegon, who went on to become the “Mad
King.” He tells her, “Get the him South.”
Theon attends to a bruised and brutalized Sansa. However, in her misery she seems to have found
her resolve. She implores him to “Help me, Theon!” She instructs him to signal Stark loyalists by
placing a candle in the broken tower. Theon denies his true name and says he can’t
help her. Sansa is flustered, but Reek is simply scared to lose more body
parts. (I still doubt he would have survived his penile amputation!)
Reluctantly, he sets out with candle in his hand. At the top of the broken tower, Ramsay is
waiting.
Maester Aemon calls out for his long dead baby brother
“Egg.” He mutters, “Egg, I had a dream I
was old!” Sam and Gilly attend to him, but
it’s a sad vigil. In the morning, the
oldest member of the Night’s Watch is dead. (And their sole Maester.)
Maester Aemon’s body is laid out for burning in front of an
audience of Crows. Sam says the solemn
words, “And now his Watch is ended.” Ser Alliser mutters unkindly, “You’re losing
all your friends, Tarley.”
Sansa meets Ramsay outside in a blinding blizzard. He kisses
her and says how beautiful she is, much better then he envisioned. He tells her
Stannis is marching to Winterfell but the great storm will be to the
Northerners advantage. Sansa questions their position at Winterfell given the
pregnancy of Walda Frey. Ramsay states
he’s been made a legitimate heir, by King Tommen’s royal decree. Sansa notes Tommen is a bastard too. (Is this
widely known in the North?) Ramsay
states that bastard’s sometimes do very well, like her stepbrother Jon, now
Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch. Sansa
probably didn’t know that yet. Ramsay
shows her the flayed and now frozen body of the servant who suggested the
“candle in the window” signal. He
clearly enjoys killing her hope. The
scene is reminiscent of Joffery forcing Sansa to look upon the decaying head of
her father. (She is one unlucky girl!)
Ser Davos rides in the blinding blizzard to speak to
Stannis. He tells his King, forty horses
have died overnight and there are sell-swords who are deserting. As usual, Stannis is unmoved. “Winter is
coming, it may last years. We march to
victory or defeat, but FORWARD.” Davos
departs as Melisandre enters Stannis’s tent. Stannis raises his concerns over the foreseen
prophesies. Melisandre assures him she
has seen Stannis as the only one who can defeat the Darkness but more
sacrifices are needed in the form of royal blood. She wants him to sacrifice his only daughter.
Stannis is a hard ass but that’s where he draws the line. He yells for her to get out!
At Castle Black, two men of the Night’s Watch harass Gilly. They corner her and try to force themselves
upon her. Just as things are about to
become violent, Sam appears and draws his sword. The soldiers easily overtake him and he’s soon
on the ground getting the snot kicked out of him. The men resume to assault Gilly as Sam tries
to stand up. Suddenly, Ghost appears and
the men flee the massive dire wolf.
Later, Gilly chastises Sam for trying to save her, “Don’t be stupid,
you’re not a fighter.” She attends to
his wounds as Sam tries to convince her he “almost had them.” She turns to
leave and Sam asks her to stay. Gilly kisses him then straddles our concussed
hero. Sam lets out an “Oh my!” as she helps him break his celibacy vow!
Ser Mormont is on the auction block. (Ironically, as he was
banished from Westeros for trading slaves.) The auctioneer touts Jorah’s merits as a pit fighter
until he is sold. Tyrion, panicked at the thought of being separated from the
last man he knows speaks up as Jorah is bought. “We’re a team!” Tyrion shouts to the slaver’s laughter. Tyrion
quickly demonstrates his fighting moves on the slaves around him and he goes
off with the man who bought Jorah. He
implores his owner, “Can we go to Myreen, please!”
In Myreen, Dario and Danny are making the beast with two
backs and having some political pillow talk. She hopes her upcoming nuptials with Hizdar
will eliminate the Sons of the Harpy uprising.
Dario asks her to marry him instead but Khalesi says she can’t. “Then you are the only one in Myreen who isn’t
free.” Dario observes. (Ouch!) He
proposes when the fighting pits are reopened to take the opportunity to
slaughter all the aristocrats. Danny
balks at this, “I’m a Queen, not a butcher.” Dario says, “All rulers are either butchers or
meat!” (Good luck trying to stay vegan Khalesi!)
Lady Olenna comes to speak to the High Sparrow. She challenges him as a fraud and puppet for
Cersei. The High Sparrow holds his
position that her grandchildren require punishment for their respective crimes
against the faith. (Buggary and treachery no less.) Lady Olenna tries to use her financial powers
to bribe him. The High Sparrow retorts, “The Gods demand justice for breaking
sacred laws.” Lady Olenna threatens to
deprive King’s Landing of food. The High
Sparrow observes her life of power and privilege has made her blind. He observes, “We are the many, you are the
few!” (Tyrell’s definitely are the 1 percent.)
Cersei meets with her distraught son. Tommen is furious he
can’t free Margery. Cersei continues with her “wasn’t me” defense. Tommen’s
blood is lite by pubescent lust as he vows to “Kill them all and start a war!”
to free her. Cersei reasons that will
just put Margery’s life in more danger.
Cersei assures Tommen she’ll talk to the High Sparrow. She proceeds to give a sickly sweet speech
about how much she loves him stating, “You’re all I care about.” Maybe the only true thing she said in this
conversation.
Prince Doran lets Jaime see his “niece” Myrcella. She is upset with him for trying to take her
back to King’s Landing. Myrcella sees Dorne as her home now and she’s in love
with Prince Tyrstane Martell. She has a
full blow teenage hissy fit, crying, “You don’t know me!” Jaime is speechless.
Bronn continues to sing his bawdy songs even in captivity. The Sand Snakes are in an adjoining cell. Tyene taunts him, undressing before him and
having him swear she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. As she does this, she asks about the wound to
his arm she inflicted with her dagger. Bronn
is dizzy. She confesses the dagger was
poisoned and he will die a slow death. After
he declares she is the most beautiful woman in the world, she tosses him the
antidote.
Littlefinger has summoned Lady Olenna for a private
conversation. She scoffs at the meeting
space, which is his ruined brothel. Lady Olenna observes how impressed
Littlefinger is with himself. (No doubt.) She reminds him of their
collaboration to murder Joffery and how she could use this information against
him. Littlefinger explains he had to
return to Cersei in order to not arouse more suspicion. Littlefinger promises
her he has a “gift” in the form of a handsome young man with information.
(Lancel?!)
Jorah readies himself for the fighting pits affixing a metal
contraption on his right hand. The slave
broker reports the winner of the fight will get to meet the Queen. The battle
begins and Khalesi and Hizdar are there to honor the ritual of visiting the
smaller arenas. The fighters begin to
shout up to the Queen and Jorah hears them and rushes out into the melee. Khalesi is bored and disgusted with the fights
until a masked Jorah rushes out to fight. Jorah kills several men as Tryion attempts to
free himself from his chains. At the end
of the fight, Jorah removes his masks and begs Khalesi to listen. “I have a
gift!” Tryion shows himself and states, “I am the gift! My name is Tyrion
Lannister!” Khalesi looks intrigued, I don’t believe she’s ever met a Lannister
before.
Cersei visits Margery in her dingy cell. She offers her some
of her leftover venison stew. Cersei
coos that she’s done everything in her power to release her. Margery is in no
mood for stew or bullshit. “Lies! Leave bitch!” She yells, throwing the stew at
the door. Cersei leaves this exchange with a reptilian smile on her face.
On her way out, she meets the High Sparrow. Cersei asks for
details about the next phase of punishment for Margery and Loras. He tells her
they will have a trial for the violations of faith presided over by seven
judges, including himself. Cersei asks what would happen if they confess prior
to the trial. “Then they are subject to mercy,” reports the High Sparrow
mysteriously. He proceeds to lecture Cersei about the altar room they are in
and they history of the faith. He then speaks of a man who has unburdened
himself by making a series of confessions to him. Lancel enters. Cersei begins
to exit but is seized by several nuns. She commands them to unhand her but they
take her away and throw her in a cell! Cersei is locked up and it’s unclear how
much the faith knows about her treachery.
The “gifts” in the episode are Lancel’s information on
Cersei, and Tryion Lannister’s possible loyalty to the Targaryeon Queen. Littlefinger has certainly stirred the pot in
King’s Landing. Does he really want
power or does he simply enjoy burning those in power? If they know Tommen is a bastard, everything
is likely lost for the Lannisters and perhaps Jamie should consider a permanent
vacation in Dorne! Will Bronn live or has he just been bamboozled by the Snakes
as he’s dying? The season is already more than half over and we have yet to see
a White Walker. I’m looking forward to episode eight.